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[ cloud overview ][ get your own cloud ]This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Feb 2012 and May 2012 containing my top 20 used words.Top 1 blogs I reblogged the most:

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This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Feb 2012 and May 2012 containing my top 20 used words.

Top 1 blogs I reblogged the most:


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Oh my lord this is beautiful. I’m only 6 minutes in and fucking Batman is reading the opening crawl to Star Wars.



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Guys Ten couldn’t carry the Olympic torch

literatigeek:

if he did Donna would see it on television, recognize him and thus her mind would burn up.

Eleven has realized this and thus he’s now carrying it to save her life.

He’s got it under control. 

That….makes a lot of sense actually. Cause ya know, Donna is best companion after all. AND I WON’T LET HER MIND EXPLODE!

Via Steve Holt!
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thedrunkenmoogle: Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy cocktail) Ingredients:1 oz. Jack Daniels Whiskey1 oz. Peach schnapps4-6 oz. Orange juice1 splash of Blue curacao1 lemon twist 1 olive (optional)  Directions: Fill a highball glass 3/4 full of ice. Add the Jack Daniels and peach schnapps, then top off with orange juice. Mix well, then add the blue curacao over the top.  Garnish with a lemon twist and olive, if you chose to include it. Drink… but… very carefully… May 25th is celebrated by many as Towel Day, paying tribute to Douglas Adams’ comical space book series, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. So naturally, tonight is the best night of the year to drink some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, which, according to the book, feels like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick. While there are many “Earth” versions of the fictitious cocktail, the one we chose to post today is a more commonly served recipe. This version of the drink is served the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub and bar in Ottawa. Drink created by the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub. Photography by The Drunken Moogle. Not boozy enough. Via The Drunken Moogle Zoom

thedrunkenmoogle:

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 oz. Jack Daniels Whiskey
1 oz. Peach schnapps
4-6 oz. Orange juice
1 splash of Blue curacao
1 lemon twist 
1 olive (optional) 

Directions: Fill a highball glass 3/4 full of ice. Add the Jack Daniels and peach schnapps, then top off with orange juice. Mix well, then add the blue curacao over the top.  Garnish with a lemon twist and olive, if you chose to include it. Drink… but… very carefully…

May 25th is celebrated by many as Towel Day, paying tribute to Douglas Adams’ comical space book series, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. So naturally, tonight is the best night of the year to drink some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, which, according to the book, feels like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick. While there are many “Earth” versions of the fictitious cocktail, the one we chose to post today is a more commonly served recipe. This version of the drink is served the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub and bar in Ottawa.

Drink created by the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub. Photography by The Drunken Moogle.

Not boozy enough.


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floppybelly:

lewdacris:

Vaginas are fucking weird man

Seriously. I have one but I never thought they were weird until I started looking at them on tumblr. How the hell do people get off to these?

You’re both silly. Vagina’s are awesome. And tasty. #truestory #alsoboobs #imputtingthesetagsinthewrongplacearenti

Via Random ramblings
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sophisticatedlesbian: privyet-motherland: blueflame91: ajayxd: fuckyeahstefani: everysinglecolor: handbymade: Salt Glitter  Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:) wait wait wait. does that mean you can EAT it. Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future? Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD! I am doing this. PANDA #THIS HAS BEAUTIFUL TIMING AND I AM SO TRYING IT CICI BEHAVE YOURSELF O.O What is this beautifulness? Via Bri's random thoughts

sophisticatedlesbian:

privyet-motherland:

blueflame91:

ajayxd:

fuckyeahstefani:

everysinglecolor:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

wait wait wait.

does that mean you can EAT it.

Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?

Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!

I am doing this.

PANDA

#THIS HAS BEAUTIFUL TIMING AND I AM SO TRYING IT

CICI BEHAVE YOURSELF

O.O What is this beautifulness?


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samaralex:

catatrigo:

“He transformed the pain of his tormented life into ecstatic beauty. Pain is easy to portray, but to use your passion and pain to portray the ecstasy and joy and magnificence of our world, no one had ever done it before. Perhaps no one ever will again.”

NotgonnacrythistimeNotgonnacrythistimeNotgonnacrythistimeNotgonnacrythistimeNotgonnacrythistimeYEPTOTALLYCRYING

My feels!!!! ;~;


Via Samara Lex

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cookingismagic:

THAT’S RIGHT EEEEEVERYBODY! My human and I are having a giveaway to thank all five hundred+ of you amazing followers! We honestly never thought we’d get this far, so it’s time to CE-LE-BRATE!

Up for grabs is a *one of a kind* XL t-shirt my human designed allll by her very self! ((Funny story, I got this for one of my best friends for Christmas and since the printing company messed the original up, they sent me two, and it’s waaay too big for me, so let’s give it a home where it’ll get the love it deserves!))

Now, heads up, the colors are just a *little* bit wonky-lookin. It looks super “retro” for this reason, but the design is still about 20% cooler than any other shirt! ;3

  • Likes totally count! (Don’t you hate it when they don’t? I just almost instinctually “like” posts at this point.)
  • Do as many reblogs as you’d like, but remember to love your followers!!!
  • I’ll be checking the blog of the winner (chosen by a random number generator) and if it’s just a sideblog for giveaways, I’ll be sad and cry and choose another winner.
  • CONTEST ENDS JUNE 1ST!!!!!
  • Questions? feel free to ask! (Even if they’re totally unrelated to this! :D)

SO WHOO YEAH REBLOG AND LIKE AND STUFF PARTAAAAAY! *confetti*


Via My Little Recipes: Cooking is Magic

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fisherpon: electromagneticbrony: Pink Menaces by weekendviking YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS CANNOT END WELL AT ALL!!!! Via Fisherpon Zoom

fisherpon:

electromagneticbrony:

Pink Menaces by weekendviking

YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

THIS CANNOT END WELL AT ALL!!!!


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did-you-kno: Note: It may also get triggered by; Exposure to slow, accented, or unique speech patterns. Close, personal attention from another person. Haircuts or touch from another person on head or back, etc. Source I can actually make myself do this. And it’s amaaaazzzing. Via did you know?

did-you-kno:

Note: It may also get triggered by;

Exposure to slow, accented, or unique speech patterns.

Close, personal attention from another person.

Haircuts or touch from another person on head or back, etc.

Source

I can actually make myself do this. And it’s amaaaazzzing.


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